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The news outlet reported a warrant was issued for Florida Woman’s arrest after she sold some test results to two FBI employees for $30 and $40 each.Ī mere $30 for a Get Home Free card? A steal at twice the price. The fake results were reportedly used by travelers going to other countries, so they wouldn’t have to take real tests. So long as countries continue to basically criminalize the flu, there will be a market for this:įlorida Woman was arrested after she reportedly sold fake negative COVID-19 test results to travelers who needed them to go aboard. Crime in the Age of COVID AP Photo/Evan Vucci Florida Woman reportedly sold fake COVID-19 test results to travelers SCORE: 5 bonus awesome points for Matthew and his family. Here’s the family’s GoFundMe page if you’re interested in helping. His mother found him unresponsive in the middle of the night. Tragically, the youngster lost the chance to pursue the goal when he died on May 18. The heartbroken parents said that from just 5 years old, Matthew knew he wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up.

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Florida Woman calls expert to flush iguana out of her toilet (Apparently, Florida has experts for that).The Return of Florida Iguana MadnessĪ quick roundup of this week’s iguana-related news: SCORE: Caught on video, weapons, chutzpah (on the part of Florida Homeowner). Just watch the video - bravo, Florida Homeowner! Wild video shows Florida home invaders running for their lives after resident opens fire

Florida Man Friday usually resides behind the VIP paywall, but it had been so long since Florida Man had gotten a wider audience that I just couldn’t help but give him some extra breathing room this week. SCORE: Stupid crime, getting caught stupidly, resisting arrest, caught on video. You might not be surprised to learn that police couldn’t help but notice their stuff was getting set on fire, and then arrested Florida Man - and he resisted.įlorida Man would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for that darned coming back to do it a second time right away. Police say he “then left the police station and returned with a different bottle before he lit the side of the building and a patrol car on fire.” Give Florida Man credit for not giving up. I’m not sure how you pour gasoline on something and then fail to set it on fire. Well, ackshully, it looks like he did: “Florida Man Demon Blackmon was captured on security video pouring a liquid, believed to be gasoline, on two different vehicles in an unsuccessful attempt to light them on fire.” If you’re new here, or had missed previous editions of FMF because it was behind the paywall, here’s how Florida Man can score points:įlorida Man sets fire to police station, cruiser TOTAL: 7 FMF Points - and I do believe that’s a record high. SCORE: Stupid crime, resisting arrest, police chase, vehicular madness, drugs/alcohol, recidivism, WTF Were You Even THINKING?.

#ProTip: High gear on a lawn tractor is still slower than running.Ĭounty jail records for Mobley on Monday showed he faces more than a dozen potential charges, including resisting an officer, obstructing police, possession of a weapon or ammo by a convicted felon, drug equipment possession, and grand theft of a motor vehicle.įelons are automatically crowned King of the Prison Yard once it becomes known that they stole a lawnmower, so Florida Man has that going for him.

“When taken into custody Mobley had a revolver and a handcuff key in his possession, along with a pipe with methamphetamine residue,” according to the sheriff’s office. It started innocently enough earlier this year, with Florida Man diving into a swamp to escape police who wanted to question him about a stolen $40,000 boat.įlorida Man kicked a John Deere riding lawn mower into “high gear” while he attempted to lose pursuing deputies with the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office, according to a department statement on its Facebook page.The chase ended when deputies shot Mobley with stun guns, the sheriff’s office said.